smootherness

A way to quantify how smooth you are

Nailing every chick on the floor took some mad smootherness.

by Pimpdizzle Forizzle February 4, 2005

Smoothwide

smoothwide - a feeling of euphoria. also a state of all being when under the infulence of marijuana. a description of life as is.

"That party was pretty smoothwide last night."
"Yeah man I was so smoothwide last night, you don't even know."
"Dude I know you were, what you did in my truck last night wasn't very smoothwide. I am still cleaning it up."

by PooRooster January 13, 2008

smoothginer

From the words "smooth" and "vagina"= "smoothginer".

A shaved pussy that is smooth and free of razor bumps or other unsightly marks.

The opposite of a smoothginer is a furginer.

A smoothginer is associated with a funginer.

I went down in her panties and was lovingly greeted by her smoothginer.

by Chris Perry 88 February 15, 2008

smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off

So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...

by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008

smoothspert

An expert of smoothies. One who specializes in smoothie studies. A fine connoisseur of smoothieology.

I hear that he's a smoothspert so he'll know what to order.

With enough studying I hope to one day be a smoothspert.

Don't think that your higher than me because your a smoothspert now.

by rgagem February 20, 2010

smooth farter

~ A person capable of farting without making any noise, especially in public.

~ When it smells and you wonder where it came from.

Tim is a big time Smooth Farter.

by thefilmguy November 27, 2011

smootherine

A man who is superiorly suave, or more"smooth" than most men. Aka a man with swagger.

This man is a smootherine.

by IsaacBambooa March 17, 2017