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The 1337 way of saying 'sex' as to not be blocked in message boards and forums. 'Sex' would be blocked, but 'secks' wouldn't be. Often put together with the word butt to make 'buttsecks', which is often grouped with surprise to make the phrase 'surprise buttsecks'.
Lol, that monkey got some secks
secks by Underdogg13 July 22, 2009
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Smack Rat 

A person who takes hard drugs and is skiiny and pale.
Often seen riding at night on stolen girls mountain bikes or trying to sell items of stolen equipment to feed there habbit.
"Get out my shed, you robbing smack rat".

"Oy smack rat, put it back its not yours".

"How much for that flymo ya smack rat".
Smack Rat by twinkle k March 21, 2009

Shmeckie 

Diminutive for Shmuck, connoting a small penis.
Dan was embarassed by his shmeckie.
Shmeckie by Vladmir Gosinsky September 23, 2003

shmecksy 

A variant of 'sexy', but commonly used by frequenters of online forums and such.
Used among friends on the internet, not in a sarcastic or rude way, but more as a joke.
"Oh yeah gamerb0y101, you're the super shmecksy kid of the lot."
or
"You have to be shmecksy to be a cool kid. ;x <3"

Smackadoobie

French for a wild card. Hence it may be used in any circumstance or situation one might find himself/herself in.

A wild card is a phrase that can be used in place of any noun, verb, pronoun, and/or adjective. (Excluding adverbs)

Derived from French dialect in the mid 1699's as a naval code word to express a feeling of doubt or horror. It has since taken on a different form of meaning in today's society.
bryan and chuck met a girl who had a nice set of smackaboodies.

while watching a tv informercial on water aerobics, i got a sharp smackadoobie.

i watched a live smackaboodie get fried up on the food network.
Smackadoobie by TommyT17 October 15, 2009

Pudding Smack 

When a girl gives a guy a hand job. After he cums, the girl catches it in mid-air and smacks him in the face.
Dude, I was haveing sex with Jessica and she pudding smacked me.