Small dick syndrome

When a member of the male species is a complete dickface to girls/people in general to compensate for his complete lack in size of penis. He often likes to consider himself a womanzier.

1) James Finch.

2) "Wow, what a douche. I think you might have small dick syndrome!"

by LOlolwtfbbq June 4, 2010

small town values

Conservative Republican values that are often contradictory and controversial.
AKA Palin

Josh is full of small town values. He must've gone McCain.

by Josh123412341234 December 9, 2008

small dick day

when a guy is feeling shy or off. may also include feeling weird or awkward.

dude: yo, man. that girl keeps eyeballing you. go gets them digits, son!

other dude: naw, man. kinda having a small dick day. she's all you.

by billy hotdogs January 30, 2010

Small Death

French idiom for orgasm. Also known as tiny Death.

"She's the angel of small death and the codeine scene"

by Fextice August 30, 2021

Small Gay

Something you can use as an adjective or as a swear. Used in situations that are mildly annoying. can also be used to describe a short homosexual man.

Some Guy: Aw shit, I dropped my pencil.
Me: That's small gay
Some Guy: I beg your pardon?
Me: I said it's small gay

by CrashBox September 17, 2019

small child holding an apple

a slang term for penis

When Mr. Stash flashed us, we saw what looked like a small child holding an apple.

by Griphftor August 17, 2006

Small Porn

The habbit of watching pornography in the work place with the media player shrunk down as small as it will go in the foolish hope that your collegues won't notice you sitting with headphones on shaking your leg and then hurriedly disapearing into the bathroom for 5 mins.

Whilst Dave was waiting for the code load to finish, he entertained his work mates thinking nobody could see his small porn.
Then he went for a cigarette.

by hopwon March 9, 2009