sewer rat

A used tampon, all nasty with the string hanging out, flung in a toilet, potentially to clog the sewers.

She flushed her sewer rat despite the signs requesting not to do so.

by Joolie D November 15, 2005

skewer screwed

From Freddy Vs. Jason: Being in a situation where you're backed into a corner, then have a revelation pin (or "skewer") you to said corner, then have another revelations happen that completely screws you over.

Gibb was stuck in a dream because of her drinking. She was backed into a locker, then Freddy ripped the door off, ready to strike. Suddenly, in the real world, Jason impaled the lit raver and Gibb, leaving her totally skewer screwed.

by nightmareonfriday October 22, 2009

slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place

I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text

by mb ride October 27, 2009

Sewer Kitty

Smelly Women gentialia that smells similar to a sewer

" Ooo Girl, you smell like sewer kitty."

by Jamickagurrrrllll October 12, 2011

slevering gnome

A person at work who goes around telling unbelievable lies and stories they have heard from others and pass other peoples ideas off as their own.

I'm sick of that wee slevering gnome stealing my ideas!

by wonderdood October 20, 2011

sewer squirrel

A hairy turd.

Your shit looks like a sewer squirrel.

by hairyshitstorm February 23, 2012

sewer served

In the legal world, someone can be "served" when they are given official documents by someone known as a process server. Some process servers will claim they "served" a person (that is, gave them official documents) when instead they got rid of the documents in an impossible-to-trace manner (i.e. dumped in the sewer). This process is known as being "sewer served".

"I ended up having a warrant out for my arrest because I never got that Court Summons! I swear I was sewer served, I check my mail every day."

by 123huehuehue July 30, 2012