department of seeking and destroying thots

DSDT. The dsdt is a powerful squad of thot slayers that Search for thottery in the dangerous thot filled areas to go into the biggest and most dangerous groups of thots (Tinder, Instagram, meet-me, random dating sites, most live stream sites. ) Each of our members is above human comprehension and can destroy the very universe at will. We are the Aggressors of thot territory.

FOR THE DSDT( department of seeking and destroying thots ) WE FIGHT The destruction of thottery RIGHT

by DSDT officer May 29, 2018

sleeping dragon

A single, long turd that is just barely visible in the bottom of the toliet. The turd is left for discovery by the next user of the device. Like a dragon in its cave...

I discovered a big sleeping dragon in the toliet this morning after my roomate left.

by The Sarge November 13, 2003

attention seeking whore

noun- someone who will do anything to get attention from someone. most of the time its a girl. she doesnt always dress like a whore, and act like one...she just trys to talk to every single person she meets. if someone calls you an attention seeking whoe, do not assume theyre calling you a whore. they are saying you like attention from guys, and thats all youre trying to do. these type of people beome obsessive, annoying, and most of the time they are ugly. They are lonely, unloved, no one cares aboiut them, self-conscious. the only person that loves them is jesus. attention seeking whores will make up lies to what they do or what they like solemly for attention. Without the lies that make up who "they" are, nobody would pay any attention to them. being an attention seeking whore is basically the same thing as the following: ugly, annoying, obsessive, repulsive, has pimples, loud, and thier curfew is 7 oclock. when youre in highschool and youre an attention seeking whore, you really have no life and you have no potential to obtain a life of any excitement at all.

Girl: salena is an attention seeking whore!
Guy: salena? that girl is really nice, she added me on facebook randomly last week and we talked.
Girl: exactly.

by Gail Leslie Salena January 5, 2011

Sleeping With Jesus

Passing out drunk in a tub of water leaving potential for drowning and meeting Jesus

I was so drunk last night that I was sleeping with Jesus

by Christian88888 October 13, 2012

co-sleeping

1. Parents sleeping next to their children.
2. Two people sleeping next to each other without engaging in sexual relations.

Dude, she was so drunk she passed out in my bed, but we didn't do anything. We were co-sleeping!

by Niketha February 28, 2009

Attention seeking

Somebody who's more desperate than usual to get undue credit and respect.

He/she was attention seeking his/her entire life.

by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019

Attention-Seeking-Missile (ASM)

An ASM (attention-seeking-missile) is an intentional, and often desperate, attempt to draw attention to oneself by either interjecting a personal painful anecdote, faking a painful sound (coughing, sighing or panting), adding one's own comparable achievement or failure, or unnecessarily repeatedly bringing up past sufferings that turned into accomplishments.

While we were sitting around carefully listening to the story of Sam's accident, Georgio dropped an ASM about his accident that happened 15 years ago.

His older siblings kept watching TV and ignoring him while he kept dropping ASMs in the form of fake crying and painful screams.

We loved Umar's new house but Brian kept dropping attention-seeking-missile (ASM) by constantly talking about the rooms in his house and comparing them.

by cheemacs June 4, 2020