clit slapped

When a girl heavily flirts with a guy or leads him on, and then abruptly disappears or abandons him just before he makes his move to close the deal.

John (at a party): "Dude, this chick was all over me for like three hours. It was a slam dunk that I was gonna bang her, but then she goes to the bathroom and leaves the party with her girlfriend without saying a word to me."

Tim (John's friend at same party): "Dude, you just got fucking clit slapped big time."

by toddmatt September 17, 2013

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f-slapped

When you find a bug in a product but engineering tells you that its not a bug, its a feature.

Oh dude, I just got f-slapped by eng again.

by ttm_monkey June 2, 2015

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pitched slapped

When you get slapped so hard by the sick beat

Omg She just pitched slapped me with her tonsils

by fuban June 19, 2015

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Canoe Slapped

Performing the Cunnilingual arts with such a profound skill and vigor as to cause a woman to gyrate her hips uncontrollably, inevitably thrusting them upwards with orgasmic energy enough to knock the absolute fuck out of your greasy mug and send it flying back, potentially injuring both parties.

-Dude, what happened to your front teeth!?
- Man, I wath eating Sthathy's box out and that evil little bath'dard in the pink canoe reared up and thucker punched the thhid out'a me!
- Dude, you totally got canoe slapped!! Nice!
-Fuck you, I'm gay now...want a blowjob?
-Fine, but no teeth.

by Someone who misses their balls October 29, 2015

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