Skype Showdown

The act of keeping your Skype window open and watching to see if a particular person/persons are logging on to Skype, while keeping your status as "available," then changing it to an unavailable or away status as soon as you determine that they are probably not going to initiate contact. This is done to essentially see whether or not a contact on Skype is genuinely interested in speaking with you, or to determine how much time they spend on Skype not speaking to you.

I cannot believe that he logged on a half hour ago and has not even sent me a message! I am going to keep my status as "Online" and do a Skype Showdown to see if he will initiate contact before he logs off. He must be talking to another girl.

by BellaDonna85 March 30, 2011

skapt

past tense of skip, usually to insult a lesser being.

That cunt james totally skapt the lecture.

That mad bitch T-bone totally skapt her period

by Rowannnn June 6, 2011

Skyanger

The immense feeling of anger when Skype messaging or calling fails time after time.

Pronounced "Sk-anger"

adj. Skyangry

1. I just tried to call home using Skype but it disconnected yet again. I have major Skyanger right now.

2.

John: Hey man where is Steve? Did you Skype him the time and place?

Alex: Yeah I did.. oh no wait it says "pending connectivity".
John: Man majorly Skyangry right now.

by Skype Happiness September 9, 2011

skypation

Skype session; Dialogues taking place over Skype; conversation took place in the Skype.

Dude 1: What was the outcome of your skypation, dude?
Dude 2: Fcuk it!

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Johan: I hate girls and their boring skypation!

by zusician February 14, 2012

Skyagra

Much like Viagra induces erections, Skyagra will induce a Skyrection

Skyagra can be many of things that induce gamers to crave Skyrim.

Such things could be:

- Energy Drinks
- Cheetos
- Dragon Porn
- etc.

Person A: I totally just got my dose of Skyagra from that dragon-porn / cheetos combo. Time to put my dick in Skyrim.

Person B: Oh god, your at it again. I guess I won't be seeing you for another 4 months.

by yksvohcec July 8, 2012

Skypaphrenia

Skypaphrenia is when you think you've heard a skype message but in reality there is none.

This can occur from excessive skyping or eagerly awaiting a Skype message.

"Dude, I thought I was going crazy last night when I kept hearing Skype messages after I turned off my laptop. I had major Skypaphrenia.."

by Nemonica Bars July 23, 2012

Skype fatigue

Skype fatigue occurs when one grows so weary from the lack of physical contact in a long distance relationship that one begins to resent Skype as though it were responsible.

On her 100th day apart from Darren, Amy developed a case of Skype fatigue and spent the entire day in bed, sobbing, completely unable to even look at her laptop.

by PrairiePaloma November 5, 2012