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Single Mom

The single mom is highly narcissistic and reckless individual, who wants to combine the authority of a head of a family and the freedom of the single life. The single mom is revered and venerated in the media with infantile adoration, reflected in the noun "mom", as if she was the watcher's own mother. Such pity-suggesting, sugar-coating language is hiding the true nature of that phenomena- women who chase away the men from their family because they seem as an opposition to their power over the children and a breach to promiscuous sexual behaviour for the purposes of constantly searching for more optimal mating. The cost for the fulfillment of her "self-realization" is her children's mental and physical health, as they are at a greater risk of poverty, domestic abuse and sexual abuse. Also, any corporal punishments and psychological abuse inflicted by the single mother to establish her absolute power in the household will stay behind closed doors if the child wants to eat. Same with any complaints against the new "step-dad" mommy brought for companionship in the cold evenings. Single moms is that they do not care about their children(if they did, they would make an effort to keep their fathers in their lives), but about achieving uncontested power in the household and proving to the society which idolizes them that they are superwomen can work and take care of children simultaneously while having no problems getting laid in their free time.
Single moms are so brave and stunning- they are the mother and the father in the relationship!
by Lieutenant_Gruber June 1, 2021
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Single Jeopardy

The first 30 questions of the game show Jeopardy!. If Double Jeopardy is the second round, then logically, Single Jeopardy comes first.
It's already at the end of Single Jeopardy and Ken's up by $5,000.
by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009
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single serving friend

a friend that you make on a airplane, seeing to it you will only see/hear from them once. after the flight is done, you most likely will not ever see or hear from this person again.
P1) you are a single serving friend, my man.
P2) What's that?
P1) When you become "friends" with someone that sits next to you on a plane.
P2) Oh well then, I guess i better get going cause the plane has just landed.
P1) aight, well then see yah around.
by Christian Encina June 20, 2008
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single chat mom

A lady who goes to chat rooms who is a single lady and has kids.
Nickee is a single chat mom.
by StephenB September 13, 2008
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single as fuck

Single as Fuck. Because being single just isn't good enough for you.
"Mannn, I wish I had a girl with a big booty, I'm single as fuck." (Also see single af
by AllieBlue January 31, 2015
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Single-Double Fisting

When someone has 2 iolites, both in one hand, and inhales two different types of herbage at the same time.

Note: It's optimal to have both Vapes hissing synchronously.
Holy shit! That turk is Single-Double Fisting hard-core with Sour D and Alaskan Thunder Fuck at the same damn time! Woa!
by JMan69420 June 15, 2011
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single action

"Single action" means that the act of pulling the trigger only performs one function: releasing the hammer or striker, which strikes the firing pin or lever against the shell casing.

You'd have to cock the hammer of a revolver, or pull and cock the slide of a semiauto pistol for the trigger to function as single action.

Guns which cock and fire with one pull of the trigger are called double action.
"Who keep the fully-auto verses single action ideal?
Yeah, Hiero - oh they straight, culture merchants we kill"
- Opio, Heiroglyphics, "Mind, Body and Soul"
by ShazamVT April 3, 2008
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