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Shlump

(/sh⋅l⋅Ūm⋅p/)
Verb: The action after loosing one's bones. Where after all of your bones vanish or are taken out of your body, you turn into a pile of meat and skin, slowly falling, like a potato sack in slow motion, into a puddle on the floor.
Ah man did you see what happened to Jessica in that horror movie with that insane doctor? When she lost her bones she totally shlump(ed).
by Lobster_with_a_gun November 19, 2022
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Shlumpy

"Shlumpyyyyyy hahahaha"
by king of shlumpyland April 26, 2023
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shlumptus

When somethin is shlumpy but with a tus
There is mad shlumptus on my cock
by Voxenfree June 17, 2023
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shtumpa

hitting a blinker from a water bottle naked while playing mo bamba
mom came home to me hitting a shtumpa and asked if she could join
by scooby master August 18, 2023
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Shumppupperler

A slur for the human race.

“Sh-ump-pupper-ler”
“We’re all a bunch of stupid shumppupperler”
by G0r3_gutzx3 August 17, 2024
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shlumperdink

(noun) The phenomenon of when you see someone walking towards you, so you walk to the right to avoid them, but they also walk to the right, so you step to the left, and they do the same, and so on.
Originally used by cartoonist Stephan Pastis
"I was in a shlumperdink for like three hours yesterday"
by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023
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Shumpty Dumpty

This guys is an eggy looking teacher and he teaches in LSC. He teaches everyone shit
by Shum Egg October 24, 2023
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