scramble flesh

Term from the early 1990's, when one watches a pornographic cable channel which is "scrambled". Often times this means the sound is perfect, but the vertical hold, and color fluctuates rapidly.

My mom walked in on me masturbating to scramble flesh.

On Saturday? I just stayed home and watched scramble flesh.

by octavius March 10, 2004

scremble

1. To climb up, down, or over a side of something;

2. To fall or jump into or onto something.

1. He scrembled the wire fence, ripping his pants in the process.
2. We watched a very drunk John scremble the floor.

by Therinian December 23, 2005

Scrumplefi

To scrumple somebody.

Don't scrumplefi him by looking into his eyes.

by chocolateThundah June 17, 2010

Scrumple

The shorter hairs nearby the temple that refuse to blend with the rest.

"Man did you see her scrumple? I was flying all over the place!"

"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."

"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"

by llamacardigan June 18, 2013

scrumbling

Scrolling through Tumblr; a daily obsession for horny gays.

When I'm talking about Tumblr GIFs on a daily basis because my life has little meaning: I was Scrumbling the other day...

by Gaylord Michael October 31, 2013

Scumble

People who get aroused by the scum on urinal toilet plumbing fixtures.

It is gross, but he is a scumble.

by All Bets Hedged February 11, 2021

Scrumple

The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.

"Ssh!"
"What?"
"He's back! Scrumple! Scrumple for your life!"

by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021