Scritches

Another derivative of the word "bitches", but the difference is scritches are wit it, and are late night reserves

Fuck it, Lets hit up some scritches

by Sciraldo December 7, 2010

scritch

When a man shits and doesn't wipe his ass clean enough, it leaves brown shit-stains in his white underwear. This is why men now wear non-white underwear to avoid visible scritch marks.

I was doing laundry this weekend and the scritch marks in my husband's underwear were so thick that I had to call him and ask if he shit his pants. I didn't know he was on speaker phone when I asked him.

by G-girl December 9, 2007

scritch

SCR = Scruffy
Itch = Bitch

Scruffy Bitch = Scritch

"Tell yo scritch she needs to stop shittin out her mouth and take a shower"

by Knieko January 19, 2005

Scratchel

Rachel Lowy's pseudo-pokemon identity
Scratchel's pokepowers/uses of scratchel:
tickle
tick remover
composting
scratchin'
... punnin'
making punnin pudding
good quiche
good at riding zebras
likes to poop
soul sista singing in the shower
party planner (hit her up for partays)
recycling for poster making
lifting
falling into rabbit holes
making delicious desert
fetching water
boiling water
copious knowledge of creatures
can fit into small spaces
lovin'
being cute
consuming cheese

"A wild Scratchel Appears!"

by eto the izzo October 2, 2011

Scratcher

A person who plays instant scratch off State lottery ticket or a short name for any generic scratch off tickets, regardless of purchase value, jackpot amount or game type (Bingo, Matching, Poker , Crossword, 3 of a Kind, ect.)

The lottery games I play are the number drawing games and raffles but my brother only plays the scratchers. Can I please get the $2 Bingo scratcher. I only play the $5 poker scratchers. Someone won the last million dollar scratcher. I never won the matching scratchers. I always lose this type of scratcher.

by LottoScratcher December 29, 2011

scritch

to shit your pants so violently you almost have to brag about it and want everyone to know.

Dude, I just scritched my pants so bad!

by Garth1 July 8, 2007

scritch

Furry sex. Can be noun or verb. Similar to the word Fuck but only applies to acts between furrys

I need a good scritch.

Look at that babe in the turtle outfit, I'd love to scritch that.

by Bob the furry May 5, 2007