Schmerf

That kid at football who doesnt talk and nobdy knows him, yet is starting against central tech

that kid who wears that wack leather jacket...ya know...a Schmerf

by mwoods17 October 20, 2009

schmerf

A Person or Group of people that rarely talk and often times annoy those around them by doing so.

-Dude Who is that kid?

-I dont know man We just call him Schmerf becasue he never says anything.

by #27 j. lancers October 20, 2009

Schmerbert

It is a person who is a schmuck and a pervert.

That guy is a total schmerbert.

by mattman1394 November 29, 2009

scheren

usually used to define an unusually short male with a hankering to finish your sentence, also a scheren gets butt hurt way to easily

Guy 1: Man that guy is such a

Guy 2 : Scheren! ya i know
Guy 1: i was gonna say short fucker but ya i can see that too
Guy 2: ouch man .... ouch

by bigolgreg November 10, 2010

Schmetesicle

A tiny dick.

The man on the left has a Schmetesicle. The man on the right has a huge one.

by Supermanmaninthebox December 2, 2010

schmegeggined

schmegeggined is when your absolutely out of your face and cant talk any more

schmegeggined: ObBOB durp. fugg eet im tou schmegeggedied rite now

by boneless bananas March 4, 2011

Schmeebender

A person who has absolutely no business being in the situation that he is in. An example of this could be a nerd at a party

"What the hell is Andrew doing here?"

"I don't know, that kids a complete schmeebender"

"your telling me"

by Nicole.Calvert December 28, 2011