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Schlag

Usually used in context with lollerskate. This is the highest honor one can recieve in the realm of gabbo and fa-chotch. This is often used in terms of describing something that is amazing, or stunning.
DOOD YOU TOTTTALLY GET A SCHLAG FOR THAT!!!

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WANNA TOUCH MY SCHLAG? IT MIGHT GABBO!
by The-Cabbage-Patch-Snack April 23, 2005
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schlobber

One who schlobs.
Rob was called a schlobber behind his back, which was unfair, as he'd only done it once and didn't like it.
by harry flashman October 11, 2003
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Schlegel

adj. to be such a n00b, that it begins to effect your daily, non video game life.
Symptoms include (but are not limited to):
1. Seemingly permanent beer goggles
2. Inability to hear what is being said around you
3. Need of a controlling entity in ones life
Upong getting destroyed in a game of CS:
Ray: Dude, the girl at that table is so hot!
Derek: What are you talking about? That's not hot, in fact I think I now have cancer because of her ugliness.
Ray: You don't know what your talking about. I'm gonna go talk to her. (walks away)
Adam: Jeez, he really can't see anything. What a schlegel.
by Adam Rasner September 14, 2006
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Dick Schlegel

An act where a person submerges their full penis in water and slaps someone else, willing or not, across the cheek with it.
It left a perfect penis outline when he gave me a Dick Schlegel.
by Heffnark October 11, 2009
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schlagger

"I heard his sheets are rekt."
"Yeah. He wanks whenever he gets the chance to, what a schlagger."
by thomasthetosser July 28, 2016
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Schlob

A player, on console or PC, that is beyond a practice hero. This player is by far the worst on the team but insists they are skilled. Little do they know they are always at the bottom of the rankings.

Once a player is bottom of the rankings 3 times in a row (rayj), they are perminent schlob
Wow, this guy is a real schlob

I can’t believe the schlob thinks he can klutch it

Last time this schlob will get an invite
by Bigmikeandtheboys February 13, 2018
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hey schlag

by Leslie November 15, 2003
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