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The Scarlet Pimpinel

A late-18th-century "double life" dude who pretended to be just a faceless British aristocrat, but in reality would secretly go around treating people's illnesses with herbal remedies, rather than the mainstream "drugs and surgery" methods.
Baroness Orczy always looked quite good, so perhaps she herself was treated by The Scarlet Pimpinel; maybe she even wrote the book about him as a gratitude gesture for his helping to keep her in good health.
by QuacksO August 18, 2024
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Scarlet Pill

The Scarlet Pill is an upgrade to the Red Pill, taken to the extreme. It's the complete opposite of the Cobalt Pill. Much like the Red Pill, it's named after the color scarlet. For Scarlet Pillers, this is the path to becoming a High Value Man. In essence, it embodies hypermasculinity.

Some of the traits of Scarlet Pillers include being hotheaded, stoicism, aggressive, confident, and high testosterone.

Scarlet Pillers are men who should never show any sort of emotions, because it makes them weak. Dancing and playing video games are gay activities, so men should never do those things. They should never ask for help and should always figure it out themselves. Asking for any form of help is a weakness. Real men, or true Alpha Males, don't need help. They should sleep around as much as they like, regardless of their relationship status. They hold the belief that women shouldn't be allowed to vote. Women exist to be merely sex objects, nothing more, nothing less. Also, men should hold the power in the relationship and be the sole breadwinner.
I'm a Scarlet Piller! I'm going to ask you out on a date! That's what real men do!
by Mister Arbiter September 7, 2024
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Scarlet Longboard

During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.
Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!
by s0larpower December 6, 2024
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scarlet

scarlet is pre cool
by 67THROATGOAT August 5, 2025
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Scarlet Sled Team

A slang term for two or more people who've both earned "red wings" (performed oral sex during menstruation) with the same partner- essentially Eskimo brothers by way of period-based hookup.
Dude, I just realized me and Jake are on the Scarlet Sled Team after that party...awkward.
by le_egavas September 7, 2025
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Scarletting

The act of a friend asking dumbass questions.
Friend 1: Uppercase or lowercase six seven?
Friend 2: Are you fucking kidding me!?
Friend 2: Stop scarletting!!
by The Unimommer October 7, 2025
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Scarlet Jei Saoirse

Scarlet Jei Saoirse – A name that embodies authenticity, artistry, and fearless self-expression. Rooted in honesty and genuine connection, Scarlet Jei Saoirse represents an ever-evolving journey of self-improvement and self-awareness. A radical thinker and visionary, she challenges norms, embraces freedom in thought and creativity, and channels raw emotion into her art. She is not just a name but a statement—bold, transformative, and unapologetically real.
“To be Scarlet Jei Saoirse is to embrace the raw truth of existenceunfiltered, ever-evolving, and fearlessly creative, always seeking deeper self-awareness and artistic freedom.”
by Vesper Caius February 11, 2025
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