Hit the satchel

Going to bed after a long day doing whatever it is you do all day.

Now that i'm drunk and all alone, i'm going to hit the satchel. (sad face)

by ashb52 August 29, 2005

satchpop

A commonly used term which means to punch a girl with your fist near the top of her snatch. it is intended to cause pain.

"My bitch started acting up so I had to satchpop the hell out of her"

by Hunter, D. Sanchez June 19, 2003

satchmoability

having jazz skills like the legendary louis armstrong, satchmo and just generally being a hipster

" dude you have serious satchmoability, u really play that trumpet well"

by dj guiller November 2, 2008

Satchel

A baby back bitch who likes to be dominated by girls with dicks. Wants to be stepped on and lick toes, dragon dildos are his weakness(secret furry). Like tsunderes

Dont pull a satchel or ill hit you

by Bored biscuit February 17, 2019

satchel butter

A man's cum; semen.

"Hey Dave, what did you do last night?"

"Tara came over and wanted to be glazed like a donut, so I painted her face with every ounce of satchel butter I had in my ball bag."

by Drunken38 July 5, 2019

Satchith

Satchith is dreamy, sexy, mysterious and their ‘don’t give a shit about what others think of them’ attitude just drives women crazy! He’s full of confidence and sure of himself. The guy I date is a Satchith...he’s rebellious, rides a Harley, and other guys seem to feel uncomfortable and intimidated by him. Whenever we go out, the others girls can’t stop staring at him because they too know how sexy he is. The thing I like most about him is he doesn’t need a group of guys around him to validate himself like ‘alphas’ do...and everyone else in the hierarchy, well us girls don’t really pay attention to them anyway LOL!
Who’s that mysterious, sexy guy over there by himself That all the women are drooling over? He must be Satchith!

Others: who is that sigma male

Me: Must be Satchith the peak of masculine

by Polish cow July 14, 2021

Shit satchel

The largest and dirtiest of ass clams.

Her shit satchel was so ripe that I could hardly breathe when I dropped those panties.

by Shitsatchel August 26, 2017