spicy apple pie

Improperly called "Angry Balls," this is an exquisite adult beverage that is comprised of Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider.

Person 1: Do you want some Angry Balls?
Person 2: Angry Balls? What is that?
Person 1: Fireball Whiskey and Angry Orchard Hard Cider mixed together in deliciousness.
Person 2: That is not called Angry Balls. You are wrong. Don't ever call it Angry Balls again. It is called a Spicy Apple Pie.
Person 1: Oh, ok!
Person 3 (after trying Spicy Apple Pie): Now that's a spicy apple pie!

by Prof. Munchie December 15, 2014

Spicy scale

A way to measure how far you have gone with a girl. Somewhat like the base system.

1. Handshake
2. Hand touching
3. Hug
4. Hand holding
5. Kiss on cheek
6. Peck on lips
7. Interlocking lips
8. Making out
9. Tongue activities
10. Sucking neck
11. Sneaking around
12. Feeling or gazing upon mounds
13. Removing cups

14. Sucking tops
15. Zipper Sparking
16. Deedling
17. Removing clothing
18. Sucking genitals
19. Initiation
Complete all these steps and you are allowed to drink from the holy grail

How far are you on the spicy scale?

by Mr Deedles March 8, 2015

spicy alarm clock

when you are woken up by a hand job

My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.

by crimlaw September 22, 2016

Spicy lemonade

When you're Spicy and sour but also super chill

Wow, do you know her?
Yeah she's some spicy lemonade

Yeah I know

by FruitSnacks_ February 12, 2017

spicy chicken nugget

something that wendy's does not have

spicy chicken nuggets? oh yeah wendy's discontinued them FUCK YOU WENDY.

by bitch i'm wendy March 15, 2017

Spicy chicken deluxe

When you want someone really bad you use this term to turn them on.

Hey you want a spicy chicken deluxe.

by Big Sesy December 30, 2018

spicy gecko

It’s the exact same as a slippery gecko but your man has a condom on his sausage covered in chilly powder or hot sauce.

I love when my fella gives me spicy gecko but last night it was no fun because we ran out of hot stuff and had to use mild

by Ribbity December 30, 2019