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Mossy Sausage

Another name for the male genitalia referring to the resemblance to a lovely, mushroom tipped sausage resting idyllically in a glistening bed of curly moss.
Sara was not expecting to be so emotionally moved by gazing upon his Mossy Sausage, yet she was overcome with a feeling of majesty.
by The turd abibes March 21, 2018
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Rabies sausage

When a woman puts tooth paste on a man's dick and brushes it with a toothbrush. After this she puts the penis in her mouth and the paste makes her look like she's foaming at the mouth, like if she had rabies.
My girlfriend uses mint toothpaste when she does the "rabies sausage"
by scribbles-maggibbles November 12, 2009
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Burnt Sausage

That random burning feeling you get in your dick, usually after wanking and taking a piss too close together.
Frank: "Are you okay bro? You look like your in a bit of pain". Tom: "Nah i'm fine man, just got a bit of a burnt sausage". Frank: "Oh fuck, I hate it when I get those".
by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017
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Sausage Wee

Stevey P: That girl make me sausage wee in my pants
by Fabio September 23, 2004
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Sausage beast

by Jkl355 May 29, 2018
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Congo Sausage

Always considered rather trampy, she was notorious for her love of the Congo Sausage.
by El Stink July 17, 2009
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Sausage Basket

When the word "whore" just isn't enough.
"What do you mean, dating four guys at once? What a sausage basket".
by Haydoom July 26, 2009
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