San Carlos Park 

A neighborhood linking Fort Myers, Florida to Estero, Florida. San Carlos Park literally consists hundreds of back-roads and confusing streets only manageable by a local San Carlos resident. This neighborhood mainly houses white trash, illegal workers, wanna be gangsters, and druggies. Houses usually display furniture, tacky decorations, or broken down cars on their front lawns. Main roads include San Carlos Parkway, Three Oaks Parkway, Oriole, Lee, Constitution blvd, Miami, and Sanibel. Main attractions include the Karl Drews Pool, Three Oaks Park, 24 hour McDonalds, Grenada Tree Swing, the abortion billboard, Treasure Chest head shop, and the ever-mysterious hidden house with a Heath Bar mailbox. Most San Carlos-born children feel pride with where they came from and share bonds with other SCP-born. Many locals like to keep to themselves but are simply harmless.

Growing up in San Carlos Park messed me up but made me awesome!

San Carlos Park by riphouse April 20, 2008

san antonio 

Home of the Spurs, some tight rappers, and the hella best mexican food and Bar B Q ever.

I want to live in San Antonio Town.

san antonio by Jamie Ray April 22, 2006

San Gabriel High School

A high school located in San Gabriel. Consists of Asians and Hispanics with the occasional lost Caucasian thrown into the mix. The feeder schools are mainly Garvey Intermediate, Temple, or Baldwin.

Rivalry schools change often.

There are way too many freshmen PDA'ing everywhere. They need to get their shit together.

Scratch that. There is way too much PDA in general. Go get a room, you horndogs.

There are cool teachers there.

The food is pretty bad like every other school cafeteria in the world.

The girls' volleyball team has won league too many times to count.

The football team is not too shabby.

The girls' basketball program is slowly rising from the gutter.

There is a nice football field.

Most girls dress like corner hoes and hit on everything with a dick.

The football players think they're pimps and try to get into every girls' pants.

The school colors are Red and Blue.

The mascot is the SGHS Matadors.

Oh, and they're cooler than Mark Keppel.

-A TYPICAL DAY AT SAN GABRIEL HIGH SCHOOL-

Guy: Hey babe. I'm a football player.
Girl: Oh really?
Guy: Yes. And I'm romantic too.
Girl: OOOH, READ ME A POEM!
Guy: Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Let's have sex.
Girl: OKAY!

San Gabriel High School by NotAnotherSlut November 21, 2011

san dieguito academy

Dankest high school in So Cal(Encinitas, CA).
Has skate and surf p.e.

San dieguito academy, aka SDA, is so chill.

san dieguito academy by cebuck March 6, 2007

San Francisco Giants 

San Francisco's baseball team, who for 58 years battled season after season of heartbreak until finally becoming World Series Champions in 2010

Joe: Who are the San Francisco Giants?
Frank: Tim Lincecum, Edgar Renteria, Buster Posey, Huff Daddy, Freddy Sanchez, Uribe, Brian Wilson, Javi Lopez, Matt Cain, Andres Torres, Pablo Sandoval, and even Aaron Rowand!
Joe: I still don't get it.

Frank: They're the goddamn World Champions man! We did it!

San Francisco Giants by Datafiles November 12, 2010

San Diego Blizzard 

Intense blasts of light drizzly rainfall lasting over two hours and/or temperatures falling below a bone-chilling 68 degrees Fahrenheit in Southern California, characterized by the revealing of Ugg Boots, Scarves, and jackets in addition to traditional mini-skirts and board-shorts.

During a San Diego Blizzard one would overhear:

Girl 1: "Like, oh my God did you see that it's supposed to be partially cloudy tomorrow?"
Girl 2: "Like, yes! Looks like were going to have to wear scarves with our bikini tops."
Guy: "I love California."

San Diego Blizzard by Slayafish March 22, 2011

San Andreas 

An actual town in north california, about 2 hours to the east of Sacramentp, with a small population of only 1600

also called San An

hey i live in san andreas, come pick me up.

San Andreas by Ric1033 January 1, 2006