Rusty Olive

when someone tries to grow their hair out (starting from bald) resulting in only patches of growth sporadically placed over their head.

That dude has fuzz on his head. No, no wait it’s just his rusty olive.

Timmy got burned in an unfortunate “light a fart on fire” accident, now his head looks like a rusty olive.

by tjb2 January 11, 2011

Rusty Helicopter

When the girl lays down and puts her ass in the air then the guy puts his dick in her ass and stretches his arms and legs straight out and a third party spins the guy in a circular motion like the blades of a helicopter.

"hey dude I sure would like to give that bitch a rusty helicopter."

by Corey Visser September 13, 2006

Rusty Raven

While doing a girl from behind, you smear poop on her nose then proceed to tickle her underarms until she flaps her arms in resistance.

Bro, I totally pulled off the rusty raven last night! Good thing she was ticklish!

by stonehandsmcgee October 25, 2009

Rusty Mustang

When you are fucking a girl in the back of your mustang and you pull out and she shits all over the back seat.

I was fucking my girlfriend in my mustang and i pulled out and she unloaded a huge steaming pile of shit in the back seat resulting in a Rusty Mustang.

by Nic Flach September 9, 2010

rusty teaspoon

A person whom is a wank player of video games.

Joe your gameplay is at question you rusty teaspoon.

by Captain-Girth January 19, 2014

Rusty pulley

A woman, usually older in age, who is a mother; and also is retired from the profession of providing sexual services to anyone in exchange for cash money. The initial contract agreement is verbal and taken place in a public place such as a street corner.

Guy 1: "Hey man, is that the corner that yo mom use to work on?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, but she doesn't do that anymore."
Guy 1: "Aw, that's too bad. She was the best rusty pulley in town!"

by dirty_rotten June 14, 2016

with a Rusty Rake

It would intensify phrases that involve "fuck" or "bugger" being directed at oneself or another party, such as "bugger me" or "fuck you." The meaning is merely an intensifier and doesn't alter the meaning of the phrase in a useful way because being penetrated by a rusty rake would be extremely painful and hazardous to the receiving party.

To the guy who just cut me off in traffic: "Fuck you with a rusty rake!"
Upon seeing Trump win the 2016 election" well, bugger me with a rusty rake."
"Did Biden seriously try to blame inflation entirely on Putin? Bugger them both with a rusty rake!"

"Seriously, some co-worker I barely know wants me to go to a baby shower the week I'm supposed to go away? Fuck that with rusty rake."

by unluckyluciano13 March 26, 2022