A fetish act, where one person shoves a twinkie half way up their anus, and another person takes a bite out ov the twinkie, and then proceeds to suck the cream-filling out. The person with the twinkie in their anus, then slowly pushes the remaining twinkie out ov their anus and into the other person's mouth.
by BigEvil13 January 23, 2017
Get the Rusty Twinkie mug.When the girl lays down and puts her ass in the air then the guy puts his dick in her ass and stretches his arms and legs straight out and a third party spins the guy in a circular motion like the blades of a helicopter.
by Corey Visser September 13, 2006
Get the Rusty Helicopter mug.While doing a girl from behind, you smear poop on her nose then proceed to tickle her underarms until she flaps her arms in resistance.
by stonehandsmcgee October 25, 2009
Get the Rusty Raven mug.When you are fucking a girl in the back of your mustang and you pull out and she shits all over the back seat.
I was fucking my girlfriend in my mustang and i pulled out and she unloaded a huge steaming pile of shit in the back seat resulting in a Rusty Mustang.
by Nic Flach September 9, 2010
Get the Rusty Mustang mug.the act of not wiping your buttox for a week or more and then plucking a handful of your own butthole hairs and placing them into an oven baked treat that is given to someone who irritates you.
"Scott doesn't know that I added my secret ingredient the rusty herb to his birthday cake, he thinks I'm doing him a favor."
by cuddycowboy36 April 11, 2010
Get the rusty herb mug.When you infiltrate a girls anus after she's had an episode of explosive diarrhea and pull out and rub your member all over her as if you were staining the wood on your porch.
Dude 1:"Did you hook up with Courtney last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude it was pretty messy, I even gave her a rusty porch"
by ReubenOnRye January 10, 2016
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