rusty sherifs badge

The soft flesshy area of ones anus, usually refered to when it is not in it's cleanest state.

If he says that one more time I'm gonna put my foot up his "rusty sherifs badge".

by g diddy December 15, 2003

Rusty breeze

(Noun) A rusty breeze is the odor of the anus that emmits off someones body as they walk past you, this is due to the insufficient wiping of the anus.

"Damn did get that wiff of that girls rusty breeze over there?"

"Yo last night I forgot to wipe my ass and
I had the worst rusty breeze."
Source: Jenna Ippolito and Ryan Cataldo (Joe Cats is god!), New York

by Source: Jenna Ippolito and Ryan Cataldo (Joe Cats is god!) November 19, 2006

Rusty Slinky

When you butt hump a girl with soft penile entry and your man peice squishes up like a sliky

It wont go in right now, im experiencing the Rusty Slinky!

I tried Viagra but it just didn't help my rusty slinky problems

by Muskey Wafflezzz November 13, 2009

Rusty curtains

Coined by the dyke punk band Rusty Curtains. Used to describe the following types of Vaginas:

1. Blood covered/coated. Usually because of menstruation.

2. A vagina that has not seen play in a while.

3. An old scary vagina, that you fear may give you tetanus.

Example for all 3 definitions:

She had rusty curtains. I fucked her anyway.

by Majestic Majesty January 19, 2014

rusty French horn

A variation on the rusty trombone, the rusty French horn consists of a man giving a rim job to a woman, while also fisting her. This is reminiscent of a musician playing the French horn, as he places his hand in the bell of the horn to alter the pitch of the sound.

After she gave me a rusty trombone, I returned the favor with a rusty French horn.

by Michael P. May 4, 2005

Rusty Hidalgo

When a guy gets fucked in the ass by his girlfriend with a dildo, or other long, hard, object and then performs oral sex on the dildo.

Ben likes to receive Rusty Hidalgo's, because he can get pounded in the ass and suck himself off.

by Jorge Luis Villarosa April 23, 2008

rusty bishop

Step 1 sneak up on an unsuspecting sleeping person.

Step 2 shit directly on top of their head (you want a nice round blob)

Step 3 jerk off and blow a load on to the pile of shit.

These steps will result with a rusty looking shit mound on the victim’s head causing them to look like the bishop from a chess set.

It took Janet forever to get the rusty bishop out of her hair after she fell asleep on the airplane.

by PhillyD-train December 14, 2008