Rumer

Rumers are not very nice people (boy or girl ) they are swines and manipulate and use people , they will come out and tell people that they are caring and outgoing but deep down there horrible people

Person1 - HaVe u seen the new girl RUMER

Person2- eeekk nahhh bruv stay away rumers are nasty little swines

by The real 1 November 8, 2019

Rupert

Rupert is another word for your penis

My rupert gets hard at the thought of her

by sincerelyMEx3 July 7, 2011

Rumpelstiltskin

A rumpelstiltskin is a fart that refuses to take leave of the environment until the person from whence it came offers up their first-born as an offering; its decay is that slow.

Man 1: Yo don't go up in that room. "Joe" let a rumpelstiltskin go an hour ago. It feels like your swimming in gravy up there.

Man 2: Fuck.

by chch27 February 20, 2009

Ramper

AKA:cock, penis etc

Oh GazzA what a big Ramper you have

by Pinoko16 October 22, 2009

Rupert

A verb meaning to misstate, lie, be economical with the truth. from 'Rupert Murdoch', the media baron.

Evidence to the Commons Select Committee was found yet again to be a total Rupert.

by stropmag July 25, 2011

rumpelstiltskin

A joke played in an office environment where the perpetrator leaves a piece of feces in the break-room refrigerator.

Frank thought it would be funny to pull a rumpelstiltskin on Friday. Now I have to throw out my extra taco bells.

by SweetBill February 11, 2009

Rumpelstiltskin

When a man sticks his pinky in a mature woman's anus to the point of milking her prostate. Also known as Pinky Pumpin.

Thomas was pounding Margaret doggy style when he thought to tickle her fancy by giving her a much needed Rumpelstiltskin.

by MilkinKittens July 3, 2010