doodle rub

to rub your cock so hard that its like you cant see anything except for CUM..

to rub it like no tomorrow

oh dude i did the doodle rub and it felt so good and its soo adicting.. once i rubed i couldnt stop

by s00t June 05, 2006

velveteen rub

founded in the movie soul men.

when a old lady gives a blow job without out any teeth.

i got a velveteen rub by my girls mom.

i was at a party last night, and i got a velveteen rub by my homeboys grandma and i liked it.

dude the old lady that lives in front of me gave me an orgasm when she gave me a velveteen rub.

by Lil Natural High September 05, 2009

Chinese rub

The result of attempted vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis. Consequently the male and female genitallia rub against each other like soggy noodles.

Sam was so hammered that night that the only action he got was an embarrasing Chinese rub.

by alexdude91 September 03, 2008

Rubbing The lamp

Rubbing the lamp is the is another word for Masrubating but secretly. Like Aladdin did in the move while jasmen was right there .

I secretly Rubbing The lamp And the magic happens

by life is a joke September 13, 2020

Rubbing Carpets

The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.

"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."

by JoJoCalvo October 07, 2016

Hot Rub

When your girl is giving you a hand job, but doesn’t use any lube, lotion or spit.

Damn, she didn’t lube up my dick it was such a shitty hot rub
I heard she gives a mean hot rub

by Bookas November 24, 2019

Rubbing Cabbage

When you are so vegan that you refuse to come in contact with any form of meat. So rather than having intercourse with a different sex, you'd instead get off by rubbing vegtables against your genitalia.

Also known as "Clapping Vegan Cheeks"

I only get off to rubbing cabbage, I ain't no fake vegan fucking those meaty people.

by Booty Consumer November 15, 2018