rosterbator

One who masturbates to rosters; an enthusiast of fantasy sports or professional sports in general; one who watches ESPN SportsCenter twice a day.

Jim: Hey Mark what's up?

Mark: Not much bro I was just on my way home from work.

Jim: Hey, did you... *stops and checks his iPhone* What the fuck! Chris Bosh had only 10 fantasy points last night?!

Mark: Jim, quit it... I don't want to be associated with a rosterbator.

by acelticsfan November 17, 2010

Eat Rite Dump

A purposely induced fit of diarrhea brought on by eating at an Eat Rite. This is generally used as a cure for constipation or to clean out the bowel system.

Brendan: What did you do tonight man?

Brian: I hit up the Eat Right on Lindbergh Blvd. so i could take an Eat Rite Dump

by bjkurtz221 March 15, 2010

rorted

To be badly damaged or destroyed, usually rendering something usesless.

Person: "Those train tracks are completely rorted since the earthquake tore them apart."

by lolliz January 28, 2006

How's ya ball bag? all rite?

a term used by young lads when talking to canadian ladies in an amsterdam bar

youth - all rite darling, How's ya ball bag? all rite?

her - Fuck you

by seabass mcguiness December 9, 2008

roto rooter

california drain and sewer cleaning person ( aka tail pipe cleaner )

Yo LA Roto rooter hombre when U get done cleaning my pipes just blow blow horn I give mexican credit card NO!

In California just 2 types of hombre's HOT ROD doggie and roto rooter's

by itichie_nocanpo August 30, 2006

rorted

Very fucked up from drugs and/or alcohol.

"Let's buy some 'Bundy O.P' and get rorted."
"I got rorted on the 'bikkies' last night."

by Diego September 5, 2003

Rioters Block

Rioters Block is the feeling of anxiety, fear or a loss of motivation during a riot. The causes are not entirely known but the fact that police will kill someone for playing in the park or just walking out their front door may be why rioters would be struck with said fear and an inability to complete a successful riot or at least a simple firebombing.

I swear that I am so tired of this bullshit the Government keeps pulling but everytime I try to go tear some shit down or decide to go set their cars on fire I am crippled by this stubborn case of Rioters Block. I need to get over this or they are will just keep on screwing things up.

by saharadryhumor January 2, 2015