router

i)A device or setup that finds the best route between any two networks, even if there are several networks to traverse. Like bridges, remote sites can be connected using routers over dedicated or switched lines to create WANs.
ii)A fetish for some people, which includes emotional attachment, unethical sexual acts & mass embarisment.

i) Cisco Develop many of the worlds routers that keep the internet going.

ii)Can be used in sentence associations such as:
"Oli, stop fu*ck*ng the router!"
"Oli & his rouuuuuteeeer!"
Note: Generally people who have relations with a router, have a standard first name, Oliver...

Cisco Inc Devices are prefered

by dudefromcisco April 13, 2006

Router Nazi

When the head of a family, such as a parent, decides that a lesser member of the family will no longer recieve access to the family router.

John: My dad is such a router nazi, he keeps blocking my torrent-ports.

by Sufjan September 3, 2007

change route

When a drug dealer/trafficker dismantles his operation and reestablishes it in another part of town or out of town. Involves finding new buyers and possibly new suppliers. Generally the result of a run in with police or a confrontation with a rival dealer. The intent is to avoid being killed or arrested.

Boosey’s girl snitched to the cops about those keys he was moving outta his mom’s house, so he has to change route.

From BG’s song Doing My Thang:
“Just as quick as I can open shop and move a brick out I change route,
I feel that vibe, I'm good at scoping shit out”.

by hobitkilla May 30, 2006

teenage routine

generally made up of...

waking up 3-5 hours after everyone else
taking a shower
eating a hefty breakfest
masterbate
eat lunch
go outside and be active
masterbate
eat dinner
watch TV
masterbate
sleep

"Jefferys teenage routine often consisted of him jacking off before bedtime"

by DoctorKoles August 10, 2009

routy

Rambunctious, out of control, noisey, boisterous

The routy teenagers were asked to leave the restaurant. Note: This is a term that was used extensively in Southern California in the '50s and '60s.

by Rich Poremba January 20, 2006

rout

verb

1. Contraction of the phrase "rock out."

2. To go out, spend lots of money, drink lots of booze, and shamelessly hit on girls. Essentially, to get nice and go huge.

notes: "rout" is commonly used together with the word "cout" which is itself a contraction of the words "cock out." Routing is also an important concept in the Get Drunk and Go for It school of thought.

James: What do you want to do tonight? Wanna rout a little?
Ben: Yeah, let's take many tequila shots and rout with our couts.

James: Did you get nice last night?
Ben: I straight routed; I gave some girl all kinds of orgasms when I put my d in her v.

by Young Whistla May 28, 2009

RogueTobi

Can never take a loss and always speaks facts

Twitter User RogueTobi can't lose.

by RogueTobi March 31, 2021