a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains
steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)
When following your buddy to the bar(in two separate cars)suddenly his passenger's head disappears into his lap whether bobbing or knobbing on his trouser snake. This person could be his girlfriend or possibly a random big girl, who knows...