by Zoie Snow January 24, 2009
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A strange phenomenon witnessed in 1832 in South Dakota by white settlers who saw an injun give birth to her child out the ass. Also, a death metal band from Upper Darby, PA.
"Is that new baby of yours black?"
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."
"No it just slid out of my wife's ass"
"Oh my rectal birth I see."
by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 03, 2004
Christopher is a rectal spelunker.
by scott777 March 18, 2008
Also called "anal nazi." Someone who harbors fantasies with both elements of butt play and nazis. These fantasies are generally not shared with the public. A rectal nazi can be gay or straight, and can be male or female. Frighteningly, they are indistinguishable from normal, healthy people.
"Tell me your fantasy."
"Well, okay. I get rammed up the rear by Adolf Hitler until my intestines fall out and then I put on a strap on and fuck his butt until his intestines fall out."
"We should see other people."
Stay away from Georgia, she's a rectal nazi.
"Well, okay. I get rammed up the rear by Adolf Hitler until my intestines fall out and then I put on a strap on and fuck his butt until his intestines fall out."
"We should see other people."
Stay away from Georgia, she's a rectal nazi.
by georgia8888 June 01, 2009
Smooth creamy layer some what like moss, with a jagged texture which thrives on left over jizm around the opening of ones anus region
Jeez Barker you gotta get something for that rectal fungus!! it's making it's way up your back...you have no dick
by JaCoB & jUz August 13, 2005
Dude 1: How did you get a B+ on this test? You didn't even study!
Dude 2: Rectal extractions.
Dude 1: ???
Dude 2: I was just pullin' answers out of my ass and got lucky.
Dude 2: Rectal extractions.
Dude 1: ???
Dude 2: I was just pullin' answers out of my ass and got lucky.
by FarkinFarker January 17, 2008