Remarkable behavior involving hyperbole, gross exaggeration and even hypocrisy used when emotively expressing extremist religious and/or political views
Glen Beck's rantics, although tiresome and pedantic, can also be train-wreck amusing in their absurdity and lack of truthiness.
by DJSpongeworthy May 5, 2010
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Ranting:
-the act of responding to a comment using the current topic and then segueing into other subject matter with the intent of being humorous and/or annoying. Most effective when done to the 4th or 5th "power"
Ranting:
-the act of responding to a comment using the current topic and then segueing into other subject matter with the intent of being humorous and/or annoying. Most effective when done to the 4th or 5th "power"
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Guy #1: It's a sarcastic take on Godzilla and Japanese art
Guy #2: Did the Japanese find this offensive?
Guy #3: (who randomly chanced upon said conversation)
Do Japanese people find sarcasm offensive? what kind of question is that? That's like asking if burning the carcasses of dead cats can be perceived as cruel! Sure, normal people could care less, but is it really necessary? And also, does the burning of said cats negate their chances of going to heaven? Have we condemned the lives of millions of millions of felines into the black oblivion that is hell? But another thing to consider is, do they even DESERVE to go to heaven? Most cats I know are anti-social and will bite you if you rub their fur the wrong way. Why can't they be more like dogs and just be content with the ability to lick their own balls? People spend YEARS trying to learn this ability, what do you think yoga is meant for? Flexibility is one of the most understated abilities of the human body and is often neglected. What many don't understand is that by working to become more flexible they not only decrease the chance of injury but increase the ability to gain lean muscle. You've been ranted.
Guy #1: It's a sarcastic take on Godzilla and Japanese art
Guy #2: Did the Japanese find this offensive?
Guy #3: (who randomly chanced upon said conversation)
Do Japanese people find sarcasm offensive? what kind of question is that? That's like asking if burning the carcasses of dead cats can be perceived as cruel! Sure, normal people could care less, but is it really necessary? And also, does the burning of said cats negate their chances of going to heaven? Have we condemned the lives of millions of millions of felines into the black oblivion that is hell? But another thing to consider is, do they even DESERVE to go to heaven? Most cats I know are anti-social and will bite you if you rub their fur the wrong way. Why can't they be more like dogs and just be content with the ability to lick their own balls? People spend YEARS trying to learn this ability, what do you think yoga is meant for? Flexibility is one of the most understated abilities of the human body and is often neglected. What many don't understand is that by working to become more flexible they not only decrease the chance of injury but increase the ability to gain lean muscle. You've been ranted.
by Rico Sauve 7243 June 25, 2010
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1.Mary Jane rantionalized that the fact that her Hyundai Excel is at the same time powerful and fuel-efficient must make it the vehicle of choice for the family on the go.
2. KB's rantionale took as a foregone conclusion that the Meal Ready to Eat known as the Crispy Captain Chicken is a wholesome and delicious self-contained meal.
2. KB's rantionale took as a foregone conclusion that the Meal Ready to Eat known as the Crispy Captain Chicken is a wholesome and delicious self-contained meal.
by gwarlock March 22, 2009
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I was just about to tell everyone how the company should be run when in walked the boss, I've never felt so rantarded
by Steb1 April 9, 2011
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Ally: Did you hear about Obama and what he just did with his executive powers? Obama is abusing his executive powers and then some! Might as well be King Obama the way he struts his stuff around the White House. Nobody likes his stupid healthcare bill. Nobody likes him. Why hasn't he been impeached yet? I know fruit bats who'd make a better president.
Tristan: Wow... Someone must have put on their ranty panties this morning.
Tristan: Wow... Someone must have put on their ranty panties this morning.
by Auroleus May 1, 2014
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I was his rantee 4 days
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You can call him Rant as well, like a gasy
You can call him Rant as well, like a gasy
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