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random money

The term for that money that floats around in your bag, without a home inside a nice cozy wallet or change purse.
Brooke: *sees the $1 bill in my purse* Steph, you have random money floating around in there.
by MeTheTree December 7, 2006
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The Random Game

A game in which two participants go back and forth throwing out random words. It's not supposed to make much sense, and there isn't really a way to win unless you play the more risque version of the game.

In the risque version, the players still throw out random words, but at some point, one of the players (usually the one who proposed that they play the game) tells the other one a deep, dark secret. This secret may or may not involve the other person or their life, and the other person might come back with a secret of their own. The person with the deepest, darkest secret can "win," even though the random game isn't "winnable," per se.

The risque version is usually more common in forms of communication other than face-to-face, such as texting or IMing. The fact that the players are miles away from each other temporarily saves the secret-teller from a potential ass-kicking. The clean version can be played through just about any means.

Both versions can go on for theoretically any amount of time, although the risque version usually ends quickly due to the awkwardness/anger caused by the secret-telling.

Long story short, if someone asks you to play the random game.....they probably have a confession to make. I suggest you either brace yourself or decline the offer.
The Risque Version:

Jack: Hey bro, let's play the random game.
Tom: Okay, dude.
Jack: Tree.
Tom: Carton.
Jack: I fucked your sister the other night.
Tom: She fucked your brother that same day.
Jack: .........
Tom: I win.

Molly: Let's play the random game!
Trisha: Okay.
Molly: Couch.
Trisha: Bagels.
Molly: Bridge.
Trisha: Telephone.
Molly: I walked in on your husband doing it with a dude.
Trisha: WTF?!?!
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The clean version:
Billy: Let's play the random game!
Bobby: Okay!
Billy: Sun!
Bobby: Food!
Billy: Wheel!
Bobby: Gate!
(participants continue to say random words)
by Alie rawr October 27, 2011
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random

an incredily overused word humongous douche bags use. Usually used by people who think they are smart.
Lexi: omg! That was so random what you did right now!
phil: i will shoot you.
by lil snoopy January 21, 2010
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random stuff

Cassie: Did you see that blanket...its Tyler wanna steal it?
Jessica: No i was looking at a squirrel.
Cassie: ohh random stuff.
by Cajess August 23, 2011
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Random

A type of joke requiring no intelligence that ironically has been overused making it predictable.
Bob: Hey frank!
Frank: Yeah?
Bob: Silver Turds! haha how random ay!
Frank: ...not funny
by MacAus91 March 6, 2008
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Randojack

v. To have a sudden and random jolt of sexual energy and jack off at the exact place and time it happens.
Hey guys, I saw American Pie last night and had to randojack!
by RYANBG August 18, 2009
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