Quiet Cracking

Happens when your partner is not moving at all during sex and makes you do all of the work.

Yo dawg, I was quiet cracking with my chick last night and I could hear a pin drop.

by MrBungle1969 August 19, 2025

Breaking the quiet

A horse and a final fantasy character going at it

Man 1: Bro look up breaking the quiet and go to images
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: Just do it
Man 2: *looks it up* WHAT THE FUCK BRO

by Hunted:) May 3, 2024

Quiet Showdown

When you're being quiet fired but you respond by quiet quitting instead of quitting outright, playing a prolonged game of chicken to see which of you or your employer will be the first to flinch.

My employer gave me a 0% pay increase this year while saddling me with new impossible responsibilities in hope of coercing attrition, but I just hunkered down and performed consistently below my competency level, working to rule for my inflation-adjusted salary. This is now a quiet showdown. You can't quiet fire me. I quiet quit!

by MsEmmaG January 31, 2023

quiet quitting

a slang or slur made by corporation and managers to shame their employee for doing only whats LEGALLY written in contract, and refuse to do overtime for free.

this often was done because corporation and managers cant fire or even sue their employees because by contract, the employees did their duty for the wage they are given.

"can you do this overtime for me?"
"am i getting paid extra for that hour?"
"nope you will have to do it VOLUNTARILY"
"then no"
"so you are quiet quitting?"

by jarniwan October 29, 2023

Quiet Carpentry

Any facet of Home improvements that are painstakingly attempted before dawn. Indictive of a man tweaking whose up all night .Carpentry done with keeping the noise down as a priority because everyone else is sleeping. A tweaker who has a knack for doing carpentry in his home between the hours of 12 am and 7 am , thus resulting in scattered small jobs with at best sub par results.

Since the pandemic the 24 hour hardware store in Manhattan has been closed overnight . What a drag for my beloved Quiet Carpentry.

by BillyKrash July 31, 2021

The Quiet Kid

The kind of kid who usually goes unnoticed. They don't talk much but they seem to have a lot going on up there. You'd say "hey what's up?" and they'd awkwardly stammer out "hey". Sometimes they don't want to talk, sometimes they can't, usually a mix of both. Inside they can be pretty chill, nice, and funny. But get on their bad side and they turn cold. They can be intensely insulting and sometimes have a weapon or two at home. But if you're nice to them they will try their best to pay it back. They're not bad people, just hard to read and not very talkative. Some people think they have depression and will ask why they're so quiet. And to be honest, they don't really know either. They usually pick a spot at the back where no one can really see them. When they do talk though, It's gonna be interesting.

Guy one: "Is that emo kid depressed or something?"
Guy two: "Nah, just the quiet kid. He's actually pretty nice"
Guy three: "Seriously? I insulted his friend and he didn't hold back"

by The Quiet Kid With an AK47 November 14, 2023

5 MERCURY!!! QUIET!!!!!

The phrase "5 MERCURY!!! QUIET!!!!!", is a phrase that is used in the school of OB Montessori Center by the Grade 5 class officers of the section "5-Mercury". This phrase is used to show dominance in the classroom of this specific class, because it is used to make people quiet. Some people are annoyed of it, some overusing it, and some don't care.

5 MERCURY!!! QUIET!!!!! THE TEACHER IS DOING SOMTHING AND IS OUTSIDE! BE QUIET AND SIT DOWN OR WE'LL WRITE YOU ON THE LIST!

by i hate kumon March 13, 2025