Pencil Pusher

Someone who enjoys pushing pencils up their genitals. The hobby rose to prominence in the 1800s, during the industrial revolution, where people could work jobs other than farming. Today, millions, if not billions of men and women participate in this activity. However, it is described to be an incredibly boring task, possibly due to the nature of trends.

After shoving a pencil up his dick, Richard's friends quickly classified him as a Pencil Pusher.

by HitFatYeets January 20, 2018

Peter pusher

A man with a smaller than average sized penis that has no sexual talent that fails to satisfy his sexual partners; on the sexual scale, ranks below dickslinger and cocksman

Tad never has a steady girlfriend because he is just a peter pusher

by Electress June 27, 2016

friend pusher

Someone who tries to get you to become friends with their friends.

Phil is such a friend pusher. I went to a bar last night to have a quiet drink with him and he had also invited these friends of his he keeps on saying I'll get along with.

by elefb April 27, 2009

Clump Pusher

Derogatory colloquialism in Northern England for the "Giver" in a homosexual bum fun relationship.

Who's up for the sore arse this weekend? Are you receiving or are you going to be the clump pusher?

by Donald Kiddick September 28, 2009

itchypunishbutton pusher

While playing Call of Duty 3 a jackass runs in front of you while your kicking ass and you accidentally Team kill him, which results in the cocksucker punishing you for his stupidity.

Wow we have another itchypunishbutton pusher today, boy i'd like to jam my skin rifle in his eye and fuck him to death.

by GiJerry78 August 7, 2007

pile pusher

a batty boy who pushes piles back to where the came from

you happen to be the queerest pile pusher i have ever met

by Anonymous March 10, 2003

pusher t

pushes them tea bags always!!!

Mr. T is large and in charge with the pusher T !!!

by jumper/runner July 13, 2017