by Tyler M September 19, 2005

The act of shitting/sharting into a purse (usually a cheap one from a second hand store) and leaving it on the street next to a bar or porch prior to prime drinking hours (power hour or happy hour). Without blatantly watching, observe the sticky fingered pedestrians who snatch it up and to their great surprise, find it to be full of shit.
Power hour just doesn't sound like enough tonight, what should we do? Poopy purse ought to spice up the night.
by thegreenestofpoo's April 19, 2018

When your brother beats you so many times at marbles and doesnt share them the next day and you dont get to have fun playing marbles cause he is a jerk and so you just take his marble purse and hit him in the jewels
by Cripplecatmeowdaddyisawapuddyc September 29, 2020

The fanny purse is the one in the vehicle responsible for kiestering the goods when pulled over. It cant be just any friend, they have to be the one who eats hot dogs through the wrong end.
by Bill 12343 July 23, 2019

The condiment you absolutely must have with your meal. So much so, that you might even carry it with you (perhaps in your purse) for fear a restaurant may not have it!
She packed her purse ketchup with her when she went to family gatherings for fear they would not have her favorite hot sauce.
by TPasDawg June 28, 2020

by Deerjesus69 June 17, 2019

A source of intoxicants. Usually used by Police Officers when they detect drug use or drug paraphernalia.
by smallbigtoe July 15, 2022
