professional celebrity

As said, a celebrity who has no talent but is famous anyway. For example, the royal family are a group of professional celebrities, as they don't actually have any particular reason for being famous other than having important ancestors!

Prince charles is a professional celebrity
The queen is a professional celebrity

professional celebrity by Asher February 18, 2007

Professional "That Guy" 

Quite often a professional musician, a professional "that guy" is hired to be a scape goat for lameness and criticism. They are the tried and true wingmen for all those who can't quite cut it in public.

Holy crap, Taylor Swifts guitarist is totally a Professional "That Guy". No Johnny, your just a regular that guy.

Professional "That Guy" by poop geyser January 16, 2009

professional wrestling 

pro•fes•sion•al wres•tling \pr&-'fesh-n&l re-s&l-in\ noun
1. unadulterated, homo-erotic, gender transferable, ass tapping, leg humping, man grappling, soft core man on man action on a giant drum performing in gaping man tights for public viewing by gender preference confused individuals trying to pass this gay play off as “entertainment”.

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bryan went home oiled and in tights, he must be going to watch professional wrestling.

professional wrestling by bryan chen September 21, 2007

professional voice 

A voice used when talking on the phone. Sounding much more proper than one would usually speak on a regular basis.

(Man talking on the phone using his PV)
Woman: Nice Professional Voice faggot.
Man: WTF thats how I usually talk, i'll PIITB!!?!one!!shift11!

professional voice by ehsfb65 March 3, 2008

Professional Niganeer (PN) 

1) One trained in the professional Arts of niganeering.

2) The one person working while the other 10 stand around.

3) One certified to provide a plan for the simplest tasks, usually employed by a major corporation.

After losing my muffler I had to consult my Professional Niganeer (PN) who wrote a plan for using duct tape and 2 pieces of wire to fix my problem.

Professional Niganeer (PN) by Ghost4583 January 14, 2013

Professional Incest 

When you date or marry somebody in a similar line of work to your own, or even worse if it is with a colleague.

Person 1: did you hear that John is getting married?

Person 2: Really? I didn't even know he had a girlfriend!

Person 1: yeh he's been seeing Mary from HR for about 2 years!

Person 2: eugh, that's professional incest!

Professional Incest by borntoboogie October 21, 2010

professional student 

A professional student is a person that has reached a level(USUALLY REACHED IN 9TH GRADE) where they can bullshit everything they do in school and still get A's

Did you do the math homework?
Fuck that i am a professional student
Whats your math average
90

professional student by Louis January 13, 2006