Leah Preston-ing

The act of awkwardly laughing anywhere between 5-20 seconds too late in a situation due to;

1. a misunderstanding of a joke
or
2. the joke suddenly made sense.

"insert joke here" 5-20 seconds later "ha. haha. ha."
"whoa, i like the sound of your Leah Preston-ing!

by tiktok500 February 21, 2010

Dirty Priest

When a string or elastic is tied around the penis in hopes of making a crude form of birth control. Often forming a black ring around the constricted part of the penis resembling a priest's collar.

" Yea I definitely gave her the dirty priest last night, I don't need any kids"

by Mrse7en62 June 29, 2017

Preston Hollow

A Pimp ass neighborhood in North Dallas where everyone that's cool lives.

Foo #1:Sup, nig? I live in Preston Hollow.
Foo #2:Ah sheeeeet man...you live in Preston Hollow? You must be da shit!

by Stuart Spencer Smith April 19, 2006

Preston

Preston is usually a guy who has dark brown hair and eyes. He is very dreamy and nerdy in a good way. He is very good and bed and has a very large dick.

Preston is so hot

by Preston.forever April 8, 2015

Prestalgia

To predict the nostalgia that will come from something that hasn't happened yet or that is happening now.
Like missing someone before they're gone.

- You know, once you guys are living in London, I'm gonna come visit you and we're gonna look back on these years and say those were some pretty awesome times.
- Ya, I think I miss this already.
- Me too.
- Aw, I can't take all this prestalgia.

by Philmography September 3, 2009

judas priest

an expression used to replace jesus christ, commonly used by non-believers of christianity

JUDAS PRIEST! the blood from his nose is squirting like a sprinkler!

Judas Priest! there's greg getting anally raped in a spaceship by a couch made completely of ankles!!

by jason and marshall October 17, 2008

Preston

Preston is a white boy, he has the largest cock imaginable... Too long that he cant get all of it into a boner. All girls love Preston and will worship him because of his cock. He is also Jesus Christ. Preston is better than you in every way so face it.

You suck dick -Preston
Thomas -"Where can I buy your XXL penis?"

by Min Ki November 25, 2015