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Procrasstination

When you procrastinate by having sex instead of doing whatever productive thing you were supposed to to.
We were gonna go to brunch but we got into some procrasstination and now it's too late.
by meeshflag March 2, 2019
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Prodcrastination

Productive procrastination. The act of doing something that isn't the work you should be doing but is useful and productive in another aspect of your life.
"Today I spent the time I should have been studying prodcrastinating by mowing the lawn"

"I managed to get so much prodcrastination done today, the house looks amazing, shame I didn't finish painting."
by Syridian November 3, 2019
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Procrastinating

“Damn that girl is procrastinating... She’s pulling a Kashvi!”
by Ur mom is me but I’m a man January 30, 2020
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Procrastinating

“Damn that girl is procrastinating.. she’s pulling a Kashvi!
by Ur mom is me but I’m a man January 30, 2020
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Motivationally procrastinating

When you procrastinate doing a task so you can get your morale sufficiently up to do it.
*sarah watching TV*
Iris: What are you doing?? You're behind on so much homework!
Sarah: I'm motivationally procrastinating
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Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.
Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"
by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010
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procrastination

Pass school and STOP THE PROCRASTINATION.
You are the queen. Of procrastination.
by El Kavo May 18, 2014
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