urination proclamation

a statement someone makes or "proclaims" when he/she needs to go to the bathroom, like the emancipation proclamation, except for peeing

"Yo, I gotta use your bathroom, I'm about to make a urination proclamation, I've been holding it in for like 3 hours!"

by S McS June 17, 2007

rectal broomstick extraction procedure

The fine art of getting someone to lighten up a bit. To help change their point of view.

Mr. Smith is so adamant about not letting his daughter Mary date until she is 27 years old, that he needs to have a rectal broomstick extraction procedure performed.

by JackU May 1, 2009

process

1. Do something, (or at least pretend to).

2. Method of doing something, (or at least pretending to).

3. To chop or mix ingredients as in a food processor.

4. To compute.

If this blasted computer doesn't stop pretending to process stuff and find some process for completing the process I assigned it, I'm going to put its processor into a blender and process it but good!

by Downstrike June 9, 2004

Porcelain Slug

Porcelain Slug N. 1) The resulting sluglike turd left behind when sitting on the toilet backwrds. 2) To leave a turd on the inside of the toilet bowl just above the water line.

Porcelain Slug
1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug.
2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.

by SirIsaacHillary September 24, 2005

precel

1) A food. Kinda like bread but tied in a bow.

2) Kawaii boi 𝕻𝖗𝖟𝖊𝖒𝖞𝖘𝖜𝖆𝖜

A: 'What you eating?'
B: 'Precel'

by Not Nugget April 20, 2021

Proclasstination

See proclasstinate.

Displaying the fine art of proclasstination, Williams Soma had a martini in hand as opposed to his Algebra book in hand.

by Kar3n January 28, 2009

porcelain welding

Particularly violent discharge of near liquid feces into the toilet bowl, resulting in a splattering effect around the rear of said bowl. Flushing will not remove this weld splatter, and it becomes dried on and very difficult to clean later. Sometimes under extreme porcelain welding conditions the tank, or wall behind may be hit by the weld splatter.

"Man Steve did some porcelain welding after dinner, Who's gonna clean that up"

by bunyon January 3, 2007