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Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.
by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020
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<.7.9.7.6.>Spilling a secret could presently Conflict Any touched Individuals<.7.9.7.6.>
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Living in the present

Staying open and being loyal
To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal
by Pink gin May 19, 2020
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good present instead of that shitty

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by xxenext December 27, 2021
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presenting the weather

1. To be highly suspected amongst friends of being pregnant, but having not yet 'gone public'.

2. To be of an age and position in life where having a baby is the next logical step.

Based on the observation of the high frequency of woman tv weather presenters who were pregnant or became pregnant while in the job. Thus if someone is presenting the weather it is only a matter of time before they become pregnant.
"She's not saying it, but I reckon they're trying to get pregnant. I mean they just bought a house."

" Yeah she's presenting the weather."
by tombleyboo October 8, 2009
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present giver

by fsdkfhks February 26, 2017
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Presentated

its a word you can use to say you arn;t good at presentating
"who wants to present?"... "im not good at presentated"
by La dick head April 12, 2022
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