Guys I can’t stop pooping

Go to a docktor pls, I lov yoiu

Guys I can’t stop pooping I think I’m dying from poopy

by Swiftfoul20 September 9, 2020

Can't; Pooping

Used when someone asks/tells you to do something and you don't feel like it.

Can be replaced by anything ending in "-ing"

Dad: "Son get of the Couch and rake the leaves."
Son: "Can't; Pooping"

by BLUEBLAHBLEH December 16, 2011

pooping backwards

Participating in the act of anal sex.
-adjective form of poop backwards.

"How did your date go last night at the steakhouse?"

"Pretty damn good. We went back to her place and she let me fuck her like a porn star. I had her pooping backwards in no time."

by elemkay May 20, 2008

poringe

To have sexual intercourse with an orange.

I poringed the shit out of that orange.

by smithboi69 May 20, 2009

pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

pooning

when you get a dirty pair of laydees underwear and scrape the vaginal discharage from them then sort it like sex cocaine!

laura makes excellent pooning juices!

by beth stranger February 5, 2008

poo ring

English slang, from England, meaning anus or rectum. a translation to american slang: butthole

"bill was being such a pooring to me today."

"jill has a tight poo ring."

by Ra Jaconan July 9, 2006