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Pillow Boy

A boy who dry humps and makes out with his pillow, pretending it is a girl
Ricky, you are such a pillow boy.
by Dpac March 19, 2005
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wet pillow

The act of ejaculating into someone's hair while they sleep.
Al just gave Austin a wet pillow, it was awesome
by Al_Tal July 17, 2011
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Caramel Pollock

A form of prefanity invented by Tycho of Penny Arcade.

The act of a condom exploding in use due to pressure. The effect is akin to a Jackson Pollock painting.
I'm really worried that next time we have sex I'll Caramel Pollock. It almost happened last time, and I wouldn't be able to stand the embarrassment.
by The whiter guy August 19, 2009
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pillow m'nan

To hit an old biddy with a cushioned fabric
claire:"hey ross! fancy a game of pillow m'nan?"
ross: "sure claire!! sounds fun. ill go get the pillows!"
by claire1991 October 2, 2007
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pillowgamist

Jose: Sally slept with all five pillows she had on her bed last night.
Alabaster: What a pillowgamist!
by Robert McCorkle June 15, 2010
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Pillow Pat

Noun

Similar to a cameltoe. It is the visibility of a woman's vagina clothing but without the lips being distinguishable, making it resemble a pillow, rather than a camel's toe.
Random African American students in the hallway: She got a pillow pat!
by Logophilia March 31, 2011
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pillowquibrium

The side, or specific area of a pillow, that is neither too warm nor too cold, thus enabling an optimum sleeping or napping process.

Once the individual locates the coordinates of this region of his/her pillow, which usually lies exactly between the extremes of his/her preferred temperature scale, an equilibrium between the extreme temperatures is reached, and he/she will be able to reap the benefits of maximized comfort when at rest. Et voilà!
John couldn't sleep due to the immensely uncomfortable warmth of his pillow. Following careful examination of his pillow's make and year, I informed him of the benefits of locating pillowquibrium.

Thanks to my advice, he now sleeps soundly, and no longer draws comparisons between his area of slumber and the deepest echelons of Hell itself.
by TheRapidImpala February 24, 2013
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