green plant

Weed

Hey do you have Green plant with you?

by Houyttb September 3, 2023

Magical Plants

Magical Plants are what you put in your bong to get baked as fuck. You call them magical plants so if your parents over here you, you can pretend that your talking about Jack and the beanstalk. If your fucking retarded and haven't caught on magical plants are weed.

Bruh wanna smoke some magical plants and eat some chocolate lucky charms?

by Jstu May 27, 2018

plant ham

the act of dropping trou while in a vehicle and smashing your buttocks against the glass, creating a visual image not unlike that of 2 ham steaks side by side

I told my friend not to plant ham in my car and now I have two butt smears on my window.

by The Mad Flasher January 18, 2011

plant a carrot

When a guido is so drunk he falls asleep inside of the trashy woman he is fornicating

"Ay, Vinny, why don't you slow down, you look like you might plant a carrot."

by BoomBangBonk November 1, 2013

Plant purge

Normally used in social media groups to define a post where a gardener or plant person is going to sell off a lot of plants for under market value in order to sell them quickly

I'm having a plant purge at 7pm today! Rules will be posted soon, I have some rare monsteras, some commons and more!

by Freedom Phoenix February 27, 2022

sling the plant

The act of selling marijuana

Joe advised his clients not to sling the plant.

by Brownshoesmonty August 23, 2022

scum plant

Any vegetable that is green, and gets covered in a pickling juice

Sorry, I can't eat Sprouts because they are a scum plant

by doctor greens May 18, 2007