Piss miss

The act of urinating, and missing the target (Toilet) while maintaining a massive erection.
I went to take a leak with epic morning wood, and ended up having a "PISS MISS" all over the wall.
by rug dude August 9, 2012
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piss dream

a dream where it legitimately feels like you're taking a piss due to the fact that you actually do need to go; most wake up before they wet the bed, but in some cases the sleeper will actually start pissing in bed

don't get this confused with wet dream
I had a piss dream last night, and I didn't quite wake up in time to catch myself... This is embarassing since I'm a sophomore in high school.
by iCoinedThat1199 December 14, 2009
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HELLA PISSED

The term or phrase expressing ones feelings towards something or someone. It was truly made legendary by youtube star Kingsley, normally expressed with a frustrated or angry and a wide eyed expression.
Person 1: I didn't like Eastenders last week, the storyline made me feel HELLA PISSED!

Person 2: I liked it.
by stopfronting1234 January 12, 2012
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Piss on the dump

The act of urinating on a pile of fresh excrement. This is usually done by humans after they take a tremendous dump.
After a taking a tremendous dump, it's always important that you piss on the dump
by EIDT August 17, 2014
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Pissing Excellence

(Verb)

When someone is so excellent that they urinate excess liquid excellence instead of urine. Liquid excellence is like liquid gold except more valuable and it won't torch your pee hole like urinating *liquid gold will.

*Liquid gold melts at around 1100 degrees C.
I woke up this morning and pondered my day as I was pissing excellence

I pretty much the best, most cool person in the world. I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.
by SilverCreek_'10 October 5, 2009
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Piss whore

A woman, usually submissive, who loves a man to spray her with hot piss. She will often open her mouth, stick out her tongue, and allow him to piss directly into her mouth. She will then usually gargle it and spit it out, but the best piss whores will swallow it and thank him.
"Are you still with Janice?"
"Nah, I'm with Clarice now. She's a better piss whore."
"How's that?"
"She swallows it all and begs. She's so beautiful and I love her so much!"
"Congratulations! Good piss whores are wifey material!"
"I'm gonna marry that nasty cunt!"
by Cumaddict September 27, 2017
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Piss Artist

Piss Artist

A savant of drinking, someone who makes it look like an art form, a true patron when it comes to sinking piss. Someone who can down 24 beers and carry on like a champion.
"Man Cory is such a Piss Artist he makes drinking an art form, he's way ahead of his time.
by Dr.Tipple September 27, 2018
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