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riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.
Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!
by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019
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Big Pine

Also referred to as Big Pine Key and BP.

A small town located in the Florida Keys between Marathon and Key West, that is the only key that is populated with Key Deer. The locals of Big Pine Key are referred to as Piners. Piners find entertainment in drinking and tend to smoke a lot of marijuana. It is unincorporated.
Let's go to Big Pine and chill with the Piners.
by Lemonless June 13, 2008
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apple of the pine

A term used to talk about pineapples when stoned. can be confused with pine cone aka apples of the pines. but it is not the same. DONT GET THEM CONFUSED. ....IM SO STONED
a pineapple is the apple of the pine
by apple of da pone December 8, 2018
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wood pine

a wooden baseball bat. when used as a weapon
by Dylan Patterson February 6, 2008
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Spruce Pine

Term used to describe small hick towns in the corner of North Carolina. These towns prey on peoples' dreams and trap these very people within their borders. A Spruce Pine is known primarily for having a high abundance of christmas trees, tobacco and the sub-species; redneck.
"Did you hear about Lydia?"
"No, what happened?"
"She got trapped in a Spruce Pine."
by JeremyWise February 4, 2009
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pickling the pine

Phrase conceived from a night of horrendous drinking, pill popping, and weed toking.

The act of falling asleep with one's penis still inside the host vagina. Especially and most notably if the host's vagina is characterized as foul smelling with hints of vinegar, and for some odd reason, pickles. Thus, the smell of the ninja boot is seeping in and "pickling" your unit into acquiring its smell. Pine is a slang term for a male's pork steeple.

also heard as: Pickled Pine, Pine Pickler, Kelly Pickler, etc.

Copyright and use belongs to members of GMFS and phrase creator Erok(broken promises)
Jon: So how did that shit go down with that cumdumpster last night?

Kyle: I don't wanna talk about it.. but if you must know we got wasted, fucked, and then I ended up pickling the pine..

Jon: Fail.

AKA:
I woke up with Pickled Pine this morning (insinuating subject's penis smells like rank cooter.)

or

I wouldn't touch that ass with a 10 foot pole. I heard you got a permanent pine pickler between them legs. (insinuating that not only does the female have a smelly ham wallet, but also that she has a venereal disease such as the herps or HIV.)

or

LOL, Kyle?! How did you and Kelly "PICKLER" get along last night?!?!?!11 OMyFuckingG Lolzzz!

or

Damn! She straight up Kelly Pickled your ass last night, dude!
by EROK (broken promises) April 23, 2008
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