Definitions by JeremyWise

Spruce Pine 

Term used to describe small hick towns in the corner of North Carolina. These towns prey on peoples' dreams and trap these very people within their borders. A Spruce Pine is known primarily for having a high abundance of christmas trees, tobacco and the sub-species; redneck.

"Did you hear about Lydia?"
"No, what happened?"
"She got trapped in a Spruce Pine."

Spruce Pine by JeremyWise February 4, 2009