Constitutional Cherry Picker

One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.

A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.

by Logan2255 August 15, 2010

pickbrain

one who borrows others’ ideas.

The author is a pickbrain. He always includes others’ ideas in his write-ups.

by uttam maharjan November 1, 2012

pickafrickin

An exclamatory verb used under duress to indicate that someone should make a choice quickly.

Used when a family member or co-worker spends endless minutes mulling over their choice from a box of donuts. Meanwhile, you are starving and exclaim in the most pc way that you can muster, "Pickafrickin donut already!"

by Lo-lee May 6, 2014

pick-pocketing

A crime of stealing things out of people's pockets

I witnessed a pick-pocketing at the station just now.

by Marcos Evangelista June 27, 2016

Piccolo Trumpet

The worlds most awesome instrument, only instrument better than the trumpet. You can't get higher than a piccolo trumpet, this beast of an instrument makes flutes jealous. This instrument is the loudest instrument which shows the Dominance that all trumpet players have! Whenever we get dissed, we get it you're hella jealous of our bossness.

Hey, why can't you come into work today?
I have to show the ladies how cool I am in band.
Oh really? What instrument do you play?
Piccolo Trumpet.
Oh shit dude, I didn't know you were a literal god.

by Smacking Everything December 14, 2016

Piccolo

A glorious instrument, if played properly and in tune. It takes a master flute player to tread on the ground of the piccolo, only some make it out okay...

What is that glorious noise?
It's Abby, playing the piccolo perfectly in tune and properly.
I didn't think that was possible...
It is quite rare, for the average piccolo player.

by RalphSpelledRalf June 30, 2018

PICK UP THAT COTTON

In the early days black people used to be slaves and had to pick up cotton for the white people and were misstreated beadly.

Slave owner: hey Jamal! Your a ugly nigga, go and PICK UP THAT COTTON! you worthless trashy nigga "multiple whip blows".

by alminkäser January 18, 2021