2 definitions by Smacking Everything
The worlds most awesome instrument, only instrument better than the trumpet. You can't get higher than a piccolo trumpet, this beast of an instrument makes flutes jealous. This instrument is the loudest instrument which shows the Dominance that all trumpet players have! Whenever we get dissed, we get it you're hella jealous of our bossness.
Hey, why can't you come into work today?
I have to show the ladies how cool I am in band.
Oh really? What instrument do you play?
Piccolo Trumpet.
Oh shit dude, I didn't know you were a literal god.
I have to show the ladies how cool I am in band.
Oh really? What instrument do you play?
Piccolo Trumpet.
Oh shit dude, I didn't know you were a literal god.
by Smacking Everything December 14, 2016
The act of;Act there of;Or The accompliment of a Chode,"If you pratice excellence", On the go or out in public.Happens when drunk horny or turnt.
Richard: Hey sally.
Sally: Yes?
Richard: Do you have a Chode on the go?
*Looks down
Sally: Yes sir I do.
Richard: Do you have something to tell us?
Sally: Uhh Nope... .
Chode on the go
Sally: Yes?
Richard: Do you have a Chode on the go?
*Looks down
Sally: Yes sir I do.
Richard: Do you have something to tell us?
Sally: Uhh Nope... .
Chode on the go
by Smacking Everything February 21, 2016