Job Pimp

"Temp" agencies like Manpower and Adecco who make shit jobs even shittier by taking its' 25% cut from the worker.

The job pimp prostitutes you as punishment for not finishing school

by OttSens4life July 28, 2005

pimp field

A hardcore pimp can generate a pimp field, an incredible invisible field similar to magnetic fields but much stronger. The strength of these fields vary with the power of the pimp.

Generation of a pimp field is automatic and does not require any effort from the hardcore pimp.

While automatic, the pimp field is exponentially proportional to the pimp's skill, mental acuity, contentment, and spirit. It decreases directly proportionally to the amount of softcore actions that they commit (pimping "hoes", gaining wealth, moral decay)

Master hardcore pimps have been known to generate pimp fields that extend from pole to pole on the Earth.

Shiznit! The hardcore pimp got one tight-ass pimpin' pimp field! Ain't no superman gonna fly through it!

by Pimp Daddy O February 2, 2004

Pimp Tax

The extra money given to fellow pimps when payment to them is due as a sign of respect and allegiance. Commonly used in board games where money is involved.
Originated from the shire of Shrop by a skinny badman.

Whilst playing monoplay:
Pimp 1: "aww man, I just landed on mayfair"
Pimp 2: "don't forget to pay me pimp tax too"

A while later:
Faggot 1: "ahh shit, I'm broke"
Pimps : "ahahahaha, should of paid Pimp Tax Noob!"

by RiskyNanaMan December 19, 2010

henry pimp

a henry pimp is a the top street title and only ture pimps can be called it

that man is a henry pimp strate up

by snoop d.o.g.g August 23, 2003

phumping

When you are making nookie with a particularly large person and find within his/her rolls of fat an Item of food which has been stored for a indefinite amount of time ... and consume it or feed it to him/her.

I was phumping your mom last night ... found a do-nut

by Fish_man12345678 June 10, 2010

pimp-slap

To raise ones hand above the shoulder and with terminal velocity strike it across the face of the hoe.

My bitch was actin' up so I had to pimp-slap the hoe.

by Bro April 25, 2003

pimpamon

A game where ashikabes (Pimpamon Trainers) go out and try to catch all the Sekirei (The mon in pimpamon...beautiful buxom women, little girls, and pretty boys who have superpowers.) and train them for battle! Battles are usually tournament stye and require special incantation words to defeat another Sekirei... that also means that the Sekirei can no longer stay with his/her trainer.

Marcus: Man i was up all last night battling in the Pimpamon battles!

Adam: Cool...I just joined a tournament last night!

by August_Freezes February 24, 2011