gone pear-shaped

When something potentially good has gone disastrously wrong. Similar to "taking a turn for the worst" or going "pete tong".

"It all went pear-shaped for England when that shavne headed fool stepped up for the first pen, innit".

by Andy Cooke June 28, 2004

pear pressure

the act of pressuring a friend to eat a moldy peace of fruit

Hey dude, just eat it! Come on man, everyone's doing it! Just eat that rotting piece of fruit! Yeah man, pear pressure!

Fuck I'm so sick after being pear pressured into eating that rotten kiwi.

by urbandictionarytaughtmeallikno November 18, 2010

Pear

Bare peckish (extremely peckish)
the feeling between peckishness and hunger.

person 1: " I'm peckish"
person 2: "mate i'm pear"
person 1: "you should sort that out, get ya self some rice."
person 2: "rad"

by Chloerosie August 1, 2011

Pearl Jam

One of the best bands of the 90's by far, and a whole lot better then any of the shit being called 'music' today.

Eddie Vedder is a God, and the lead singer of Pearl Jam.

by Chels January 24, 2004

Pearced

The act of going out for a cheeky lunch time tipple on a Thursday only to find your entire day obliterated by a full on session.

Girl 1: What happened to you on Thursday?!

Girl 2: Oh babes, I pearced THE SHIT out of the entire day, total friday fear the next day

Girl 1: Again Gemma?!...I think you have a problem...

by Dr. Fox 23 February 28, 2017

Poo Pears

Bits of poo that cling to your bum hairs

I spent all day in the orchard picking poo pears

by Ryan Sharp October 14, 2007

Pubic Pearl

A roughly spherical droplet of semen found, jewel-like, in one's pubic hair.

The sex was so good he left her a pubic pearl as a parting gift.

by Mont the 3 legged dog September 15, 2010