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Spite-package

After the course of a breakup the other person may demand you send them small inexpensive trinkets of the relationship back. For example: soap, a soap dispenser, cheap shampoo, floss. It's even further enhanced when the package must be mailed due to a long distance breakup. Usually the case when the other person is going to great lengths make the other miserable.
Erin: you better send me the rest of my bathroom items or I will write a letter to your mom.
Dave: whatever
Erin: what do you mean whatever?!
Dave: mailed your spite-package, that'll be $10.99 for shipping.
by Sundown XT June 27, 2014
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11-pack

What you bring home from the store when you're really thirsty.
A: Hey, you're back. What did you bring me?
B: Got you an 11-pack of Mountain Dew.
A: You asshole!
B: Dude, it was hot!
by CardenB666 March 4, 2015
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Cabbage Packing

When a man packs his penis inside a cabbage patch doll and after he ejaculates he pulls out and cooks the baby doll in the microwave and eats it.
After a long day of work lonely Mike preformed Cabbage Packing to relieve some stress.
by Luvbbbb May 27, 2015
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fanny packer

A person(s) who packs things in their ass like a fanny pack
Pretty sure that guy Bobby is a fanny packer
by Theslippyone November 19, 2017
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glitter packet

Used for a G (gram) of Marijuana
Serena: “Hey becky, i have 10 dollars, do you have a glitter packet on you?”

Becky: “Yeah i’ll sell you the glitter packet after class.”
by Serena Watson February 13, 2018
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Todd Packer

Everyone’s favorite jerk/pervert from The Office. He has a bad influence on Michael Scott, who loves him. However, everyone else is still salty at him for lacing their cupcakes
Todd Packer! Stop humping Michael while he’s under the desk!
by Owuhpug July 6, 2018
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the_pack

THE_PACK ARE THE HARDEST MFRS IN THE WORLD!!!!! WE LIKE TO CRANK OUR HOGS CUZ IT RILES US UP, CUM JOIN US AT

WWW.REDDIT.COM/R/THE_PACK
AROOOOOOOO!!!!
NICE HOG YOU'R CRANKING, YOU WITH THE_PACK??!

HELL YEAH IM IN THE M'FIN PACK!!!!!
by The gamer 2 December 5, 2020
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