Pexting

1. To text someone pictures of your pets.

2. To respond to a serious text message with an outlandish or silly photo of your pet

3. To use pictures of your pets in text flirting

1. "I was pexting him photos of Noodle dressed up in his bow tie."

2. "She was upset so I pexted her pictures of Blue, my dog, to
Lighten the mood"

by Matmantha September 4, 2014

Petting the tiger

Masturbating

Bro get out in petting the tiger right now

by Dabmaster352 May 30, 2016

Pecinter

A dirty hoe that smells like fish

That bitch is a pecinter

by Hcjicig September 22, 2017

Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

PeckinBob

1. A person who is an absolute loser and lacks common sense

2. A person out of place and time

Credit to: Dr. Kevin Torbenson

1. “That PeckinBob can’t do anything right”!

2. “That guy is so lost, must be the biggest PeckinBob I’ve ever seen”.

by DT’sDefinitions April 1, 2019

Petting your dog

One of the most relaxing things you can possibly do. It releases a hormone called oxytocin, which reduces stress

Like many other Americans, I come home and pet my dog. You see, petting your dog, is one of the most relaxing things you can possibly do.

by TheConfusedPotato July 17, 2019

Pettinuity

Using your ingenuity for the act of pettiness.

Pettiness at a level of premeditation

The act of finding new ways to be petty

Diabolical Pettiness

Shawty said she keep pennies in the car to throw at people! I aspire to have that amount of pettinuity

My pettinuity drives me to be petty 3 days ahead of time!

by Zabee September 29, 2019