onesome

What you do when you're on your lonesome.

Finally alone with my favorite person we decided to have a onesome.

by MockTurtle November 14, 2016

Oneshot

Often used on the app Wattpad, a oneshot is a short story often crammed into one or two chapters.

Since I had to leave for the store in 5 minutes, I only had enough time to read a oneshot.

by Avid Explorer August 1, 2018

onstantin

Onstantin, is a very cute person. They love juice and they have got a small booty... They are loyal and funny!🤗 (they also love yellow💛) Lastly, if they have a crush they always think about them.

Onstantin comes from the greek name Constantine.

by Odet_8 July 6, 2020

resolve oneself

To be past the anger, frustration, and emotional exhaustion of someone you care about that continually puts you in a negative state or feels entitled to your property. At this stage you no longer put up with it and have come to terms with the circumstances.

My sister only calls me when she needs something and her life choices are my fault according to her. I cannot continue to support her or deal with her drama. I have resolved myself resolve oneself.

by Taylor Rogue April 21, 2019

shootin the ones

to fight or want to fight someone.

(shootin the ones) or (shootin ones)

yo, im shootin ones with that kid tonight.
yea mess em up.

by Mleo April 10, 2008

Property of Ones

A very important and benefitial rule for drinking beverages of a beer related nature devised by the great and wise Strong Bad.
It stands for the fact that a cold one's quality degrades with a rise in temperature, thus making it less of a cold one, and no longer drinkable.

IMPORTANT NOTES:
- This rule does not apply in countries where room temperature ones are enjoyed.
- Under the right circumstances, a cool one, can be quite refreshing also.

"A One That Isn't Cold Is Scarcely A One At All" - Strong Bad

by Muggus December 6, 2003

Face Ones

Slang for a fight on Facebook. Comes from the slang "Throw the ones" (Slang for two people to square off and fight). The 'Face Ones' is basically an arguement in which neither side will actually get hurt, it's more or less just people having an online fight.

--------------------Conversation in a Status-----------------------
Luis: That is a lovely vase you have there.
Richard: lol Luis you're such a fag, looking at vases and shit
Luis: What nigga!? I'll fight you!
Richard: Yeah right you little punk ass bitch!
Cody: Oh Jeez they're throwing the FACE ONES again.

by CMTOTHEZ August 20, 2011