"Uncle" Roy Washington
A favortite character created by the users of now dead Dysfunctional Family Circus.
Uncle Roy was described as Bil Keanes Black, Homosexual lover who frequently sells and abuses drugs, including cocaine, crack and prescription pills. He was belived to be a NAMBLA member who molested the children, impregnated Dolly and performed acts of bestiality.
A favortite character created by the users of now dead Dysfunctional Family Circus.
Uncle Roy was described as Bil Keanes Black, Homosexual lover who frequently sells and abuses drugs, including cocaine, crack and prescription pills. He was belived to be a NAMBLA member who molested the children, impregnated Dolly and performed acts of bestiality.
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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by DianaKB March 5, 2008
Get the Roy Analogy mug.In Texas Holdem, when a player is dealt pocket queens, he/she is said to be holding siegfried and roy.
See also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket bitches
See also double date and the ridiculously vulgar pocket bitches
After he reraised my pocket tens, I went all in...only to find out, to my unquenchable dispair, that he was holding siegried and roy
by Mike January 24, 2005
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Parker: Miley's ass is gonna be raw for a week!
Rob: Why? What happened dude?
Parker: At Dilson's party last night she puked on me and I gave her a burning roy!
Rob: Why? What happened dude?
Parker: At Dilson's party last night she puked on me and I gave her a burning roy!
by Double Bs May 6, 2008
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by John f. demn February 13, 2009
Get the Roy High mug.Roy The Penis is a cartoon character created in December 1991 by a bored schoolboy. Although the first episode was rushed in a 1h 10 minute English lesson, it was an instant example of comedy genius and fellow pupils demanded to see more. Even 21 years later, you can be sure that, like one of his episodes was titled - 'Roy Lives'.
Roy is stereotypical of teenage males and each story had its own theme and titled as such. Examples of this are 'Roy Gets Pissed', 'Roy Gets Laid', 'Roy Meets Caroline (uncensored)', 'Roy Fights The Raging Horn', etc etc.'
From time to time other characters would appear in Roy comic strips, such as The Galloping Arseholes, who were there to either add comedy value, or just annoy and make Roy's jokes sound even funnier.
Roy's morals, ethics and indeed catchphrases are renowned all over the UK, and himself as being a truly upstanding member of the community.
Roy is stereotypical of teenage males and each story had its own theme and titled as such. Examples of this are 'Roy Gets Pissed', 'Roy Gets Laid', 'Roy Meets Caroline (uncensored)', 'Roy Fights The Raging Horn', etc etc.'
From time to time other characters would appear in Roy comic strips, such as The Galloping Arseholes, who were there to either add comedy value, or just annoy and make Roy's jokes sound even funnier.
Roy's morals, ethics and indeed catchphrases are renowned all over the UK, and himself as being a truly upstanding member of the community.
Some of you may remember the shocking events of January 1992 when a ginger I.T. idiot decided that Roy was receiving more attention from his students than his "Pinky" lectures. He promptly kidnapped Roy and held him hostage without any ransom demand. This was then used as the setting for one of Roy's most famous two-part strips, 'Roy Gets Kidnapped' and then 'Roy's Escape' (subtitled 'Never Doing Tradesmans Again').
Delinquent young males have been overheard saying to their career advisers "I have been reading the works of Roy and now know the error of my ways. When I grow up, I want to be just like Roy The Penis."
Remember, Roy ain't heavy, he's The Penis.
Delinquent young males have been overheard saying to their career advisers "I have been reading the works of Roy and now know the error of my ways. When I grow up, I want to be just like Roy The Penis."
Remember, Roy ain't heavy, he's The Penis.
by Shofty October 1, 2012
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